Stupid Lawyers
Stupid? I'm sorry but you must have misread me; I would never cast such a slur upon the good sharks, sorry, people who make their humble living in courts throughout the land.
And I would be a fool and a scoundrel to even suggest that these quotations from rinkworks.com are anything other than groundless fiction.
So if any lawyers are reading this, let me say that I for one believe you do a wonderful job, and you don't receive half the money you deserve.
Now, if I could just ask a favour--I have some outstanding parking fines...
And I would be a fool and a scoundrel to even suggest that these quotations from rinkworks.com are anything other than groundless fiction.
So if any lawyers are reading this, let me say that I for one believe you do a wonderful job, and you don't receive half the money you deserve.
Now, if I could just ask a favour--I have some outstanding parking fines...
12 comments:
Funny! I enjoyed the link! Thanks Richie!
They say that the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a bottom feeding parasite, and the other one is a fish.
Justin: It's good to be back!
Bob Johnson: LOL!!!
Good to see you back and posting richie :)
Richie, I'm enjoying seeing you back posting, too.
This lawyer essay is really funny.
Now, about an update on your parking tickets ...
LOL
Mary
Dude, ALL lawyers are thieves, the difference between them is just how deep they'll go to get what they want.
;)
Hey Don,
Thanks for the comment, welcome to my blog!
Is it a surprise that no one has yet come forward to defend the good name of lawyers in this thread?
Didn't think so.
Fun! I actually know a couple of lawyers who are quite kind and helpful. In their defense, they left big law firms or corporate counsel to do work on their own.
Valeria,
Ah-ha! So there are good and kind lawyers out there!
Shame they had to leave the big firms to work in good causes...
Came to you by the way of Bob Johnson.
I'm a lawyer and I'm depressed.
A lawyer saw a new client and charged him a hundred dollars for a short consultation. At the end, the client was pleased with the advise and handed him the money.
After the client left, the lawyer realized he had an ethical dilemna. The client had new bills and had handed him two hundred-dollar bills. The dilemna - should he tell his partner?
Dave: Ha! Welcome to my blog Dave. Feel free to look around and make yourself at home.
lovely words from my brother bob considering his sister (ME!) is a lawyer! lol thanks for the support bro!
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