Wednesday, 21 March 2007

Stupid Lawyers

stupid lawyer

Stupid? I'm sorry but you must have misread me; I would never cast such a slur upon the good sharks, sorry, people who make their humble living in courts throughout the land.

And I would be a fool and a scoundrel to even suggest that these
quotations from rinkworks.com are anything other than groundless fiction.

So if any lawyers are reading this, let me say that I for one believe you do a wonderful job, and you don't receive half the money you deserve.

Now, if I could just ask a favour--I have some outstanding parking fines...

24 comments:

Justin said...

Funny! I enjoyed the link! Thanks Richie!

Bob Johnson said...

They say that the difference between a lawyer and a catfish is that one is a bottom feeding parasite, and the other one is a fish.

Richie said...

Justin: It's good to be back!

Bob Johnson: LOL!!!

Scruffyhippo said...

Good to see you back and posting richie :)

Mary said...

Richie, I'm enjoying seeing you back posting, too.

This lawyer essay is really funny.

Now, about an update on your parking tickets ...

LOL

Mary

Don said...

Dude, ALL lawyers are thieves, the difference between them is just how deep they'll go to get what they want.

;)

Richie said...

Hey Don,

Thanks for the comment, welcome to my blog!

Is it a surprise that no one has yet come forward to defend the good name of lawyers in this thread?

Didn't think so.

Valeria Maltoni said...

Fun! I actually know a couple of lawyers who are quite kind and helpful. In their defense, they left big law firms or corporate counsel to do work on their own.

Richie said...

Valeria,

Ah-ha! So there are good and kind lawyers out there!

Shame they had to leave the big firms to work in good causes...

Dave said...

Came to you by the way of Bob Johnson.

I'm a lawyer and I'm depressed.

A lawyer saw a new client and charged him a hundred dollars for a short consultation. At the end, the client was pleased with the advise and handed him the money.

After the client left, the lawyer realized he had an ethical dilemna. The client had new bills and had handed him two hundred-dollar bills. The dilemna - should he tell his partner?

Richie said...

Dave: Ha! Welcome to my blog Dave. Feel free to look around and make yourself at home.

Barbara said...

lovely words from my brother bob considering his sister (ME!) is a lawyer! lol thanks for the support bro!

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