Wednesday, 28 March 2007

Killed by Cheese!!!


A robber known as "El Christian" met an ignominious end when he tried to rob from a butcher's shop in Caracas, Venezuela.

A security guard, who was looking after cheese, ham and sausages, managed to grab a frozen cheese of 5 kilos, and batter the head of the assailant who was armed with a knife.

The robber's skull was fractured and he died as a result of the repeated blows from the cheese-wielding guard.

Full story (in Spanish)
here!

Richie's thoughts: A man's gouda do what a man's gouda do...

14 comments:

Mary said...

It makes me sheddar!

Mary
:)

Bob Johnson said...

Another glaring case of au gratinous violence.

Richie said...

Eeewww!!!

I can see we're in for some really grating puns!!!

Scruffyhippo said...

Makes you wonder what he was after stealing? did he forget the cheese for the biscuits at the dinner party and the shops were shut!!!

Justin said...

At least the robber didn't cut the cheese... or maybe that's the reason why he died.

Richie said...

scruffyhippo & Justin: LOL!!!

Jen said...

A mans Gouda do what a mans Gouda do???? LOL LOL...

Thats a rough way to go death by cheese.

RobC said...

I bet he was cheesed off when he arrived before St Peter...

rhea said...

What a friend we have in cheeses.

Valeria said...

Maybe he was wondering who moved his cheese?

This is too funny, Richie. And kudos to all the fantastically creative comments.

Richie said...

Rhea: LOL! It took me a couple of seconds to get the joke and then I spat my coffee over the screen!

Valeria: Yes, it's amazing what goes in the world. Truth is a lot stranger than fiction as they say!

Mary said...

Yes, Richie,
and how timely
Rhea's pun is,
so close to
the Easter weekend
just past.

Mary

Conquer said...

What a cheesy story!!

Barbara said...

this article just grated on my nerves!