Monday, 29 January 2007

Addicted to Blogging? Seven Warning Signs...



A terrible new disease is attacking the finest minds of our generation. Find out if you are at risk. If you see any of the following tell-tale signs, you could be next to succumb...




1: You worry more about traffic to your blog than traffic to your job.

2: RSS Feeds are more important to you than food.

3: You visit more Blog Carnivals than parties.

4: You pepper your daily conversation with high-profile keywords in order to attract more listeners.

5: You spend more time checking your adsense account than your real one.

6: When friends fancy a chat, you submit them to a word recognition widget before accepting their comments.

7: When asked for your home address, you give the URL of your blog.

19 comments:

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Richie said...

854141: Welcome to my blog. Hope you enjoy it. Remember, though, you are not a number, you are a free man!

Is this my first spam comment? Hmm, tell me it isn't true...

Andy said...

Haha, i check my adsense account far too much, i'm not sure the others apply to me though luckily. Phew, not got this disease.. yet.. ;)

Scruffyhippo said...

Well it's only 7 out of 7 !!!! ....if it had been 8 out of 8, I may get worried ;)

Justin said...

richie- LOL! Yep. Can't believe it. Hmm... I'm gonna hunt that dude down...

Justin said...

LOLOLOLOL. SPAM! When will I get attacked... I CAN'T WAIT FOR IT! BRING IT ON, SPAMMERS!

Richie said...

Andy: Welcome to my blog! Thanks for posting! Glad you are disease-free!

Scruffyhippo: I would have posted more symptoms but I had to get back to blogging... Oh-oh...

Julian: That's the spirit lad. Spam? Bring it on! I can take it!!!

Jen said...

OH NO...I know this person!!! And yes..while he may have some blogging issues..He will still make one superior Supreme Commandar of the World.
*grin*

(lief vir jou AJT)

Conquer said...

"I'm not a prisoner, I'm a free man,
And my blood is my own now.
Don't care where the past was,
I know where I'm going...out...!!"

I don't feel that I am addicted to blogging, yet...but definitely to the internet...but I am still out of the loop with many things...I don't even know what adsense is...:S

Richie said...

Conquer: Adsense is a good idea but you need thousands of visits for it to be worthwhile.

Of course, I have countless visitors to my page. That is, I prefer not to count them...

adam buxton said...

I'm not addicted I can give up at any time, honest I can, I can give it up , I can. keyword:lie,desperation,blogged

Richie said...

Adam: LOL! Thanks for the comment! Welcome to my blog.

Soon, I will be unveiling my 12-steps recovery problem for addicted bloggers...

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